Archive for October 31, 2012

Words From the Wise

-Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.

-Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

-Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

-Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

-Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

-If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

-If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

-It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

-Never buy a car you can’t push.

-Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don’t have a leg to stand on.

-Nobody cares if you can’! t dance well. Just get up and dance.

-The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

-When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

-Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

-Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?

-If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?

-You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

-Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

-Don’t cry because it’s over; smile because it happened.

-We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

-A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

-Happiness comes through doors you didn’t even know you left open.

-Have an awesome day, and know that someone has thought about you today?…