A lawyer and an engineer entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking around, the lawyer stole 3 chocolate bars.
As they left the store, the lawyer said to the engineer, “Man! I’m the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can’t beat that.”
The engineer replied, “Okay, you wanna see something better? Let’s go back to the store and I’ll show you real stealing.”
So they both went up to the counter and the engineer said to the store owner, “Hey, would you like to see some magic?”
The clerk replied, “Yes!”
The engineer said, “Give me one chocolate bar.” The store owner gave him one, and he ate it… He asked for the second, and he ate that one as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The store owner asked, “Okay, what are you trying to pull here? Where’s the magic?”
The engineer replied, “Check in my friend’s pocket and you’ll find all three bars.”