Archive for October 31, 2014

Halloween Groaners

Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A. Napoleon bone-apart.

Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A. The Vampire State Building.

Q. What do Italian’s eat on Halloween?
A. Fettuccine Afraid-o.

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!!!

Q. What is a Mummy’s favorite type of music?
A. Wrap!!!!!

Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A. Sour-puss.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He had no guts.

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q. What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
A. A human bean.

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.

Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A. Ghoul.

Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos.

Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire?
A. He was all bite and no bark.

Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A. He didn’t have a haunting license.

Q. Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with.

Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A. At the casketeria.

Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist.

Q. Where did the goblin throw the football?
A. Over the ghoul line.

Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a
bonfire?
A. A toasty ghosty.

Q. Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
A. He heard it had great circulation.

Q. What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae?
A. Whipped scream.

Q. What do you give a skeleton for valentine’s day?
A. Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.

Q. What are ghosts’ favorite kind of streets?
A. Dead ends.

Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A. Fangsgiving.

Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A. Mas-scare-a.

Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A. To go to the body shop.

Q. What happens when two vampires meet?
A. It was love at first bite!