A Russian cosmonaut has an emergency during his reentry into earth’s atmosphere and his space craft crash lands in the Australian bush, way out in the middle of nowhere.
After what seems like an eternity, he wakes up in a bush hospital clinic, very rustic and dirty, with foul smells, and he is bandaged from head to foot. He sees a very large, somewhat gruff-looking nurse approaching him as he lay in his cot.
“Did I come here to die?” he says with a deep sense of resignation and fear.
“No,” the Aussie nurse replies. “You came here yesterday.”