Archive for March 31, 2016

Suffering

A woman was fed up with her husband’s snoring — so she called their family doctor, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her “suffering.”

“Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband, but it is really rather expensive. It will cost $1000 down, and payments of $450 for 24 months, plus payments for extras.”

“My goodness!” the woman exclaimed, “it sounds like leasing a new sports car!”

“Humm,” the doctor murmured, “too obvious, huh?”