Archive for October 31, 2016

Falling in Love

What happens when you fall in love with:

A chef? (You get buttered up.)

A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.)

A gambler? (He cheats on you.)

A telephone operator? (She gives you a phone-y line.)

A trashman? (He dumps you.)

A clockmaker? (She two-times you.)

A pastry cook? (He desserts you.)

A shoe salesman? (She walks all over you.)

An elevator operator? (He lets you down.)

An artist? (She gives you the brush.)

A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.)