Archive for August 31, 2017

What Happened to You?

“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed.

“Well, we went to Six Flags and decided to ride the roller coaster. As we came up to the top of the highest loop, I noticed a little sign by the side of the track.

I tried to read it, but it was very small, and I couldn’t make it out. I was so curious that I decided to go round again, but we went by so quickly that I still couldn’t see what the sign said.

By now, I was determined to read that sign so I went round a third time. As we reached the top, I stood up in the car to get a better view.”

“And did you manage to see what the sign said this time?” asked the visitor.

“Yes,” he said sheepishly, “Remain seated at all times!”