Archive for August 21, 2017

How Men and Dogs Are Alike

-Both take up too much space on the bed.
-Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaners.
-Both are threatened by their own kind.
-Both mark their territory.
-Both are suspicious of the postman.
-Both are bad at asking you questions.
-Both pass gas shamelessly.
-Both like dominance games.
-Both tend to smell riper with age.
-Neither of them tells you what’s bothering them.
-Neither of them does dishes.
-Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
-Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
-Neither understands what you see in cats.
-The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.