Archive for September 30, 2017

Your Fortune

A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your weight and fortune and dropped in a coin.

“Listen to this,” he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. “It says I’m energetic, bright, resourceful and a great lover.”

“Uh huh,” his wife nodded. She then pointed at the card, “Look, it has your weight wrong, too.”