Car Ad Meanings

If the ad claims… It really means

“rough condition”… too bad to lie about

“parts car”… beyond repair

“immaculate”… recently washed

“engine quiet”… if you use 90-weight oil

“needs minor overhaul”… needs engine

“needs major overhaul”… Phone the junkyard

“burns no oil”… it all leaks out

“drive it away”… I live on a hill

“drive it anywhere”… within 10 miles

“desirable classic”… No one wants it.

“rare classic”… No one wanted it even when it was new.

“stored 20 years”… (in a farmer’s field)

“ran when stored”… Won’t start

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