A man was walking through the park pushing his son in a stroller.
The child was crying at the top of his voice and try as he might, his father could not calm him down. On the verge of despair he said, “Take it easy, Billy, it’ll eventually be okay.”
A woman passing stopped to remark, “How nicely you treat Billy. You are such a sweet man, it’s very obvious that you love your son very much.”
The startled man replied, “Ma’am, I am Billy.”